I love my cat(s) but...

[Hlee]

But I can't possibly keep up with those fur matts when you barely let me touch you. It's me or the groomer baby so help your mom out please.

 

[dalya]

This is meant to be a funny thread. Please finish the sentence with whatever annoying things your cat(s) do.
I love my cat but...I wish she would stop waking me up before my alarm goes off.

Haha, I love this thread.

I love Hugzie but he keeps farting in bed.

 

[-Cory-]

I love Heehaw, but I wish he'd quit digging in his water dish so I get to step in a cold puddle later.

I love Pudge, but I wish she didn't kick half the litter out every time she poops. But she doesn't care because she's not the one sweeping every day.

 

[CatladyJan]

@Silver Crazy Cats get extra credit if the hair ball is strategically placed where bare feet hit it.
I love my cats but...
I wish my cat would stop using my car at night.( I know it was you Banjo! You had my keys!)

We used to joke that our dog and cats would take the car to get donuts in the middle of the night.

 

[CatladyJan]

I love my cats, but I hate when they get under the bed early in the morning and start scratching.

 

[Lola3791]

I love my cat but I wish she didn't fling litter to create a ten foot radius of litter around the box.

 

[Hlee]

I love my cat but I wish she didn't fling litter to create a ten foot radius of litter around the box.

Ha ha. I had a kicker like this and it used to drive me crazy!

 

[Neko-chan's mama]

I love my cat but wish she would stop sticking her butt in my face every time she jumps on my lap.

 

[clpeters23]

I'm not particularly impressed with Scribbles' talent for depositing hairballs in locations where I'm sure to step in them at 2 in the morning.

 

[pearl99]

"And sleeping with her butt in my face."

This just occurred to me- I guess for me the title of this thread could have been "I love my cat(s) butt...."

 

[Chris516]

I love Georgie. But she should be on the cover of the Steven King movie 'The Howling'.

 

[maggie101]

I love Coco,but, stop snoring in my ear!

 

[Maria Bayote]

I love Bourbon but I do wish she would stop swatting me on my face at 4am everyday.

I love Barley but I pray his poop doesn’t smell so awfully bad.

I love Pepsi but I wish he would stop from being a houdini and having us frantically chase him outside.

i love Graham but I wish she would act more like a cat than a dog.

the rest of the comments above by others are hilarious and sums about everything living with cats.

 

[Jcatbird]

 

[rubysmama]

I love Ruby, but don't love it when she crawls under the covers in the middle of the night then presses her cold feet against my stomach.

 

[Mamanyt1953]

I love Hekitty, but I wish she wouldn't stick her paw in my mouth and jerk my cheek to wake me up.

 

[Boris Diamond]

I love Boden, but I wish he did not gobble his food and regurgitate it 3 or 4 times a month. And I wish he would stop trying to sit on my nose. I have to keep a hand on his rear and steer him on by when he tries.

 

[muffy]

I loved my Buddy but I wish he didn't pat my lips with his paw to wake me up in the morning. I use to think that was so cute but being a germaphobic I remembered that was the same paw he used to cover his stuff in the litter box.

He would also share my pillow and fart in my face.

He would also run to the living room and scratch the wallpaper when he got mad at me.

You gotta love them!

 

[FurryTabbyCat]

I love my cat, but I wish she would stop playing mind games with me