good oneOriginally Posted by globalspot28
Good one.
Here is another.
A boy went into a cafe...
A boy went into a cafe and ordered a can of cola. Once the beverage arrived, he pulled a can opener from his pocket, used it to open the can, and drank the cola. Then he bought another can of cola and repeated the whole process. The girl behind the counter asked why he did not use the ring pull to open the can and the boy replied, "Oh, I thought that was only for people who did not have a can opener on them."
that's cute!Originally Posted by globalspot28
Good one.
Here is another.
A boy went into a cafe...
A boy went into a cafe and ordered a can of cola. Once the beverage arrived, he pulled a can opener from his pocket, used it to open the can, and drank the cola. Then he bought another can of cola and repeated the whole process. The girl behind the counter asked why he did not use the ring pull to open the can and the boy replied, "Oh, I thought that was only for people who did not have a can opener on them."
This laught "kill" me more than the jokes!!!Originally Posted by LilleKat
MUAHAHAHA!!!
Love it!Originally Posted by globalspot28
Here is another good one (long but funny).
A promise is a promise
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the after-life. So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoebox with her she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in there with that stingy old man. She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."
