In Dis Edishun of Da Kitty Chronuculls
More TCS Gossip By Oliver!
And, an excerpt from Emma's own autobiography!
TCS Gossip!
Seemz like deres lotsa kitties round here gettin' new brovvers and sisters!
We would like to welcome Jovi, Bailey, Serenity, Tolly, and every ovver new kitty (dere's so many we can't 'member dem all!) to TCS!
Welcome, kitties!
Also, dere's lotsa TCS hooman babees comin soon!
We can't wait to meet dem!
And, of course, luuuuuv is in de air! We haven't herd any new gossip bout couples formin', so we were thinkin it'd be fun to play MATCHMAKER!!
Here's our predictions for who will be speshul friends in da next year:
Rosie and Rufus! Dey bof got R names, and even tho' it'd hafta be a long distance reelashonship, dey'd make it work.
Cosette and Caesar! Again, dey bof got C names, and Cosette's just crrrrrrrrrraaazy bout his furless look! Bald is Beautiful!
And, last but not least, Kitters and Milky! She just looooves when he speaks Spanish to her!
And now, what all you Kitties have been waitin for, Emma's very own autobigraphicul story of her own rags-to-riches life!
My Story by Emma
When I was a little kitty, I lived wif a family in a little apartment. It wuz small, but I liked it. Dey gave me food and water and a place to sleep, and would even pet me once in awhile. Den, I started to grow up, and one day, I gots to feelin a little funny. I felt like I just hadta get outside and meet other kitties, espeshully boy kitties. I was cranky and didn't understand what was comin over me! I went out and partied like a rockstar! I would always come home though, and my family would let me back into the apartment and feed me. Den, one day, I started to feel even funnier! I felt like I was getting kinda tubby! Considering that I was very active and always watched my diet, there was only one thing I culd think of---I was pregnant!
It was true, and soon after I had a litter of babies. My owners seemed mad at me. They still fed me and cooed over the kittens, but they were clearly not happy with me. I felt ashamed.
As soon as the kittens were old enough, they gave them away to their friends, which made me sad. Then, one day, in the middle of winter, they put me outside. I was happy to go out for a little while, but when I tried to come back inside, they wouldn't let me
I tried and I tried to get back inside, but they never let me back in. I had to find a way to survive, so I found an alley near my house that I could sleep in, and when people put their garbage out, I could chew the bag open and get some food for myself. I started to get really skinny, and was always tired and scared. Plus, it was getting colder everyday, and would snow a lot. The only place to hide from the cold was underneath the bags of garbage that would pile up in the alley. Soon, I started to get sick, and I was worried I wouldn't make it. Thats when an angel appeared to me, in the form of a pit bull!
This nice lady who lived in my neighborhood was walking her dog, and her doggy sniffed me out underneath my little garbage pile home. I was very scared of the doggy, and scared of her, I was afraid of all people since my old owners had been so mean to me, but I was more sick than I was scared. I let her pick me up and carry me back to her apartment. When we got there, there were a couple other kitties and some doggies. The apartment was warm, and she gave me food right away! I was so happy. But, I was still pretty afraid, and still didn't feel well. I lived in her bathroom for awhile, because she didn't want her other kitties to catch my cold. She took me to the vet and got me medicine, and soon I felt a lot better! I still liked being in the bathroom though, I felt safe in there. Some of her other kitties didn't seem to like me too much, and her dogs were kind of big and scary!
One day, she put me a carrier and brought me to work with her. I was kinda freaked out, I had never been in a car before! She put me in the bathroom in the office, and I felt safer. I like to hide between the shower curtains. Later that day, she opened the door, and two new people came in who I had never seen before. They got down on the ground with me, and let me sniff them, and pet me, and talked to me in a nice, quiet voice. I liked them! But, after they left, I didn't see them for awhile. Also, the nice lady took me to the vet again, and this time, things were weird! I fell asleep, I guess, cause I woke up there all groggy and had stitches in my belly! The next day, those two people came back to see me again! Even though my belly hurt a little, I was so excited to see them! The nice lady said goodbye to me, and told me they were going to be my new parents! I was confused.
They put me in a carrier, and I went on another car ride! The nice lady and man brought me up into their apartment, which was a lot bigger than the old one! They let me into their guest room, which had a nice big comy futon to sleep on, and lots of places to hide. I was still pretty scared. These people seemed nice, but I was still afraid that I was going to have to live outside again. Plus, through the glass door to my room, I could see another kitty! What if he didn't like me? He seemed nice, though, and he was black and white like me! He was a lot bigger than me though, and I was a little afraid of him. He and I would look at each other through the glass door, and he would talk to me too. He told me his name was Oliver, and that his meowmy and purrpa were really nice, but that he was glad I was here, because he always wanted a little sister to play with! Pretty soon, I got to go outside the guest room and play with Oliver. Meowmy and purrpa were great, they gave me wet food and dry food, I had a water fountain, my own litter box, and all the toys a kitty could want! During the day, I slept on the futon with Oliver, and at night we would sleep on the big, comfy bed with meowmy and daddy! I still live with them now, and I'm still scared of strange people, but I'm so happy! I like to snuggle up with meowmy while she's typing on TCS! Meowmy always tells me not to worry, that she's going to take care of me forever, and I believe her. I feel like the luckiest kitty in the world. I hope my story is inspirring to you all!
In da next Edishun of Kitty Chronuculls!
Movin On Up! Picshures and Stories from our new house! We're movin on Saturday!
More TCS Gossip By Oliver!
And, an excerpt from Emma's own autobiography!
TCS Gossip!
Seemz like deres lotsa kitties round here gettin' new brovvers and sisters!
We would like to welcome Jovi, Bailey, Serenity, Tolly, and every ovver new kitty (dere's so many we can't 'member dem all!) to TCS!
Also, dere's lotsa TCS hooman babees comin soon!
And, of course, luuuuuv is in de air! We haven't herd any new gossip bout couples formin', so we were thinkin it'd be fun to play MATCHMAKER!!
Here's our predictions for who will be speshul friends in da next year:
Rosie and Rufus! Dey bof got R names, and even tho' it'd hafta be a long distance reelashonship, dey'd make it work.
Cosette and Caesar! Again, dey bof got C names, and Cosette's just crrrrrrrrrraaazy bout his furless look! Bald is Beautiful!
And, last but not least, Kitters and Milky! She just looooves when he speaks Spanish to her!
And now, what all you Kitties have been waitin for, Emma's very own autobigraphicul story of her own rags-to-riches life!
My Story by Emma
When I was a little kitty, I lived wif a family in a little apartment. It wuz small, but I liked it. Dey gave me food and water and a place to sleep, and would even pet me once in awhile. Den, I started to grow up, and one day, I gots to feelin a little funny. I felt like I just hadta get outside and meet other kitties, espeshully boy kitties. I was cranky and didn't understand what was comin over me! I went out and partied like a rockstar! I would always come home though, and my family would let me back into the apartment and feed me. Den, one day, I started to feel even funnier! I felt like I was getting kinda tubby! Considering that I was very active and always watched my diet, there was only one thing I culd think of---I was pregnant!
It was true, and soon after I had a litter of babies. My owners seemed mad at me. They still fed me and cooed over the kittens, but they were clearly not happy with me. I felt ashamed.
I tried and I tried to get back inside, but they never let me back in. I had to find a way to survive, so I found an alley near my house that I could sleep in, and when people put their garbage out, I could chew the bag open and get some food for myself. I started to get really skinny, and was always tired and scared. Plus, it was getting colder everyday, and would snow a lot. The only place to hide from the cold was underneath the bags of garbage that would pile up in the alley. Soon, I started to get sick, and I was worried I wouldn't make it. Thats when an angel appeared to me, in the form of a pit bull!
This nice lady who lived in my neighborhood was walking her dog, and her doggy sniffed me out underneath my little garbage pile home. I was very scared of the doggy, and scared of her, I was afraid of all people since my old owners had been so mean to me, but I was more sick than I was scared. I let her pick me up and carry me back to her apartment. When we got there, there were a couple other kitties and some doggies. The apartment was warm, and she gave me food right away! I was so happy. But, I was still pretty afraid, and still didn't feel well. I lived in her bathroom for awhile, because she didn't want her other kitties to catch my cold. She took me to the vet and got me medicine, and soon I felt a lot better! I still liked being in the bathroom though, I felt safe in there. Some of her other kitties didn't seem to like me too much, and her dogs were kind of big and scary!
One day, she put me a carrier and brought me to work with her. I was kinda freaked out, I had never been in a car before! She put me in the bathroom in the office, and I felt safer. I like to hide between the shower curtains. Later that day, she opened the door, and two new people came in who I had never seen before. They got down on the ground with me, and let me sniff them, and pet me, and talked to me in a nice, quiet voice. I liked them! But, after they left, I didn't see them for awhile. Also, the nice lady took me to the vet again, and this time, things were weird! I fell asleep, I guess, cause I woke up there all groggy and had stitches in my belly! The next day, those two people came back to see me again! Even though my belly hurt a little, I was so excited to see them! The nice lady said goodbye to me, and told me they were going to be my new parents! I was confused.
They put me in a carrier, and I went on another car ride! The nice lady and man brought me up into their apartment, which was a lot bigger than the old one! They let me into their guest room, which had a nice big comy futon to sleep on, and lots of places to hide. I was still pretty scared. These people seemed nice, but I was still afraid that I was going to have to live outside again. Plus, through the glass door to my room, I could see another kitty! What if he didn't like me? He seemed nice, though, and he was black and white like me! He was a lot bigger than me though, and I was a little afraid of him. He and I would look at each other through the glass door, and he would talk to me too. He told me his name was Oliver, and that his meowmy and purrpa were really nice, but that he was glad I was here, because he always wanted a little sister to play with! Pretty soon, I got to go outside the guest room and play with Oliver. Meowmy and purrpa were great, they gave me wet food and dry food, I had a water fountain, my own litter box, and all the toys a kitty could want! During the day, I slept on the futon with Oliver, and at night we would sleep on the big, comfy bed with meowmy and daddy! I still live with them now, and I'm still scared of strange people, but I'm so happy! I like to snuggle up with meowmy while she's typing on TCS! Meowmy always tells me not to worry, that she's going to take care of me forever, and I believe her. I feel like the luckiest kitty in the world. I hope my story is inspirring to you all!
In da next Edishun of Kitty Chronuculls!
Movin On Up! Picshures and Stories from our new house! We're movin on Saturday!