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I had a hay delivery tonight. The gentleman travels with a zoo, two Jack Russells and a parrot. I have asked him to keep his dogs in the truck (they like to chase my cats)
His reply is "they might chase them, but they won't hurt them!
So he comes tonight and he lets his two dogs out- immediately one goes under the house and chases out Cleo and Stryker. I plead with this guy to put the dogs in the cab of his truck, so he does, but he leaves the :censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor: windows all the way down. Meanwhile, he puts the parrot in the hay barn which is where Fly is at the moment, so I have one feral cat freaking out over a parrot. I finally capture Fly and put him in the upstairs. Go back down and one of the Jack Russell's has jumped out of the truck and is in hot pursuit of McGilly! McGilly scrambles up a tree 30 :censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor: feet high! The tree is about 60 feet high. The man strides over, straps the poor dog 6 times before I can even say anything ( I am to worried about McGilly in the tree) and then looks at me and says "I was waiting for her to do that so I could punish her!"
Ok, so my thoughts are get this guy out of here quick, get the dogs gone and McGilly will come down out of the tree. I go over to help buck the rest of the hay off the truck, keeping a worried eye on McGill who is thankfully not going any higher (or lower) and the man takes the parrot, reaches over and puts it on the back of my horse Trav! Trav freaks, gallops away the parrot squawks and flies off! She flies behind the barn, so of course no one can see where she lands and they spend the next hour combing our property calling to this parrot who is smart enough not to answer!
I am in a quandry- I have a kitten up a tree a parrot loose on my land and a freeze predicted for tonight weather-wise. I am sorry but my McGilly gets the priority. My neighbor John is kind enough to come over with his pick-up truck, we put the ladder into the bed of the truck and he scales up the ladder, and grabs McGilly perches McGill on his shoulder and as he is bringing her down- McGilly freaks and flies out off his shoulder, hits the ground running and scoots into the house!
Meantime, the parrot has been located in our walnut tree, that is they can hear her in the tree, but she is yellow and green and guess what color the walnut tree leaves are? Yep, green and yellow. Maggie the parrot is in perfect camoflauge. No one can find her until she decides to take a healthy dump and then they see her up at the very tip on a weak limb. The pick-up truck is driven to the base of the tree, by this time there are 6-8 neighbors in our yard and everyone braces the ladder while the owner gets up on it and scrambles out to finally capture his parrot!
Geez! I never knew a hay delivery could be so exciting. I will keep my thoughts about this gentleman to myself as I am a lady but
Thankfully kitty and parrot are fine, one Jack Russell is probably sorry he was ever adopted to the family she belongs to and maybe next time the man will leave his zoo at home?
So he comes tonight and he lets his two dogs out- immediately one goes under the house and chases out Cleo and Stryker. I plead with this guy to put the dogs in the cab of his truck, so he does, but he leaves the :censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor: windows all the way down. Meanwhile, he puts the parrot in the hay barn which is where Fly is at the moment, so I have one feral cat freaking out over a parrot. I finally capture Fly and put him in the upstairs. Go back down and one of the Jack Russell's has jumped out of the truck and is in hot pursuit of McGilly! McGilly scrambles up a tree 30 :censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor: feet high! The tree is about 60 feet high. The man strides over, straps the poor dog 6 times before I can even say anything ( I am to worried about McGilly in the tree) and then looks at me and says "I was waiting for her to do that so I could punish her!"
Ok, so my thoughts are get this guy out of here quick, get the dogs gone and McGilly will come down out of the tree. I go over to help buck the rest of the hay off the truck, keeping a worried eye on McGill who is thankfully not going any higher (or lower) and the man takes the parrot, reaches over and puts it on the back of my horse Trav! Trav freaks, gallops away the parrot squawks and flies off! She flies behind the barn, so of course no one can see where she lands and they spend the next hour combing our property calling to this parrot who is smart enough not to answer!
I am in a quandry- I have a kitten up a tree a parrot loose on my land and a freeze predicted for tonight weather-wise. I am sorry but my McGilly gets the priority. My neighbor John is kind enough to come over with his pick-up truck, we put the ladder into the bed of the truck and he scales up the ladder, and grabs McGilly perches McGill on his shoulder and as he is bringing her down- McGilly freaks and flies out off his shoulder, hits the ground running and scoots into the house!
Meantime, the parrot has been located in our walnut tree, that is they can hear her in the tree, but she is yellow and green and guess what color the walnut tree leaves are? Yep, green and yellow. Maggie the parrot is in perfect camoflauge. No one can find her until she decides to take a healthy dump and then they see her up at the very tip on a weak limb. The pick-up truck is driven to the base of the tree, by this time there are 6-8 neighbors in our yard and everyone braces the ladder while the owner gets up on it and scrambles out to finally capture his parrot!
Geez! I never knew a hay delivery could be so exciting. I will keep my thoughts about this gentleman to myself as I am a lady but