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As the title says. Mildly infuriating things happen to us all the time...but when over, it's over and often becomes kinda funny.
Here's mine...
I drop a dirty hand towel on the floor, meant for the laundry basket. I bend over to pick it up...but I miss. So I bend over to pick it up again...but I miss.
I sigh.
I bend over to pick it up a third time...only grazing it...but ultimately miss.
I swear. Take a very aggressive breath.
I bend over to grab it...pick it up, but just barely and drop it.
I swear a few more times.
It's at this point that I have two choices. Try to pick it up yet again or kick it like I'm trying to send it to the moon. I'm seething, my blood pressure is thru the roof and I think I invented a few new curse words....
I bend over to pick it up...and FINALLY I pick it up!!!! And my now "Hulk Smash" strength kicks in making sure I won't drop it again. I go to toss it with a fury that should be reserved for a life or death situation in the laundry basket which is only a couple feet away...and I miss.
Here's mine...
I drop a dirty hand towel on the floor, meant for the laundry basket. I bend over to pick it up...but I miss. So I bend over to pick it up again...but I miss.
I sigh.
I bend over to pick it up a third time...only grazing it...but ultimately miss.
I swear. Take a very aggressive breath.
I bend over to grab it...pick it up, but just barely and drop it.
I swear a few more times.
It's at this point that I have two choices. Try to pick it up yet again or kick it like I'm trying to send it to the moon. I'm seething, my blood pressure is thru the roof and I think I invented a few new curse words....
I bend over to pick it up...and FINALLY I pick it up!!!! And my now "Hulk Smash" strength kicks in making sure I won't drop it again. I go to toss it with a fury that should be reserved for a life or death situation in the laundry basket which is only a couple feet away...and I miss.
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