and I will! I'm the medium-height fat white woman with a horse's tail hanging down her back doing the same! I don't get up that way, but who knows, I MIGHT!So I am awesome! $574.30 worth of awesome. That's the dollar amount of the merchandise that I stopped a pair of shoplifters from making off with.
They were exceedingly stupid, which is why instead of going grr, grr in my head over people breaking the fitting room rules, I called in a suspected theft. Looking back, one woman was trying to distract me and probably alerting her friend in the other room by asking my advice for the pants she was trying on. The other woman had her shopping cart in the room, which people do pretty often when I have to step away and no one is playing hall monitor there, but she left the paper from a large purse, the tag for the purse, the tag for a clothing item and the tag for a reusable shopping bag in the fitting room. Not just in the fitting room, but on the bench in there, which I have direct line of sight on when standing at the fitting room desk and no one is in the room. I glanced over to see if she had left clothes in there (another rule that gets broken when no one is standing there), saw the mess, immediately radio'd the manager on duty. If she had stuck all that stuff in the bottom of the shopping cart with her merchandise on top, I'd have likely not questioned it since honest people do take their carts in.
Though I'm sure the woman that came up right as the pair were walking off thought I was crazy, as I was snarling about somebody stealing from MY fitting room. She said she's worked retail and understands though.
Oh yeah, and if any of you all are shopping at Target in the DC suburbs and come across a short fat white woman whose brown hair is having a permanent bad hair day running the fitting room, and she not only talks to herself but answers herself and argues with herself about the answer, say hi to me.
~mutters to self~ When I can remember to do the dratted question of the day! I HATE not having my cell phone, that's where my reminder was posted. Maybe the new one will be here soon!Who ever does the question of the day can start with 'take your pills'.