You're a burgler...

[AbbysMom]

I'll take the lightbulb from inside of the refrigerator.

 

[Jem]

The TV remote...although in my house, that's probably more than "mildly" inconvenient.
The salt and pepper shakers. Now you have to use your fingers!!!! Mua! ha! ha!

 

[neely]

Kitchen Silverware

 

[denice]

All of the chargers for electronics.

 

[NY cat man]

Toilet paper

 

[sivyaleah]

Phone charger

 

[maggie101]

Cat toy that my cats don't use

 

[MonaLyssa33]

The light bulb from the light fixture that is unreachable without a ladder
Half a pair of all the socks, mittens and gloves
Oven mitts
The lint trap from the dryer
Garage door opener
The caps from all medications

 

[nurseangel]

Spring cat toys.

 

[Margot Lane]

I’d be a bad burglar. I don’t want to mildly inconvenience people. Might leave a batch of cookies.

 

[BellaGooch]

The light bulb from the light fixture that is unreachable without a ladder
Half a pair of all the socks, mittens and gloves
Oven mitts
The lint trap from the dryer
Garage door opener
The caps from all medications

Noo the socks

All of the blinds or curtains, and coffee mugs

 

[MoochNNoodles]

The stick you twist to open the blinds.

 

[susanm9006]

Every pair of scissors.

 

[blueyedgirl5946]

I would take the coffee pot

 

[susanm9006]

I would take the coffee pot

Evil.

 

[maggiedemi]

I would take their Tim Hortons gift cards.

 

[Kat0121]

All the Tupperware lids

 

[mackerelandamagpie]

the batteries in every battery operated thing. Remote, scales, game controller, everything.

 

[Silver K]

Every single drain plug.

 

[Graceful-Lily]

Hmm.. The first thing that comes to my mind is electrical cords of some kind. Chargers, HDMI cables, etc.