I come here for advice before I ask any of my real life friends/family members too
...you've turned into a complete cat lover and always force people to listen to ten-plus minute ramblings about your cats and how they relate to threads you've read on TCS.
...a friend you haven't seen for ages comes over to visit you and after only an hour of her being at your house you have to quickly excuse yourself to go 'check and see if the kittens on this one cat forum I belong to were born yet'.