You know you have a cat when...

[GranolaLouise]

your credit card is maxed out from Chewy and the Vet.

 

[minish]

You see a meticulously produced C shaped dent on the corner of ground beef you've left on the counter for defrosting, unprotected because you've forgotten you have a cat

 

[The_Baroness]

When you are prepared to fight off competition to your snacks in a bag that sounds like a treat bag.

When you are on the cusp of sleep to have four paws pouncy upon you, causing you to scream and scare your husband.

You now have the habit of putting clothes away in a hamper in the closet because you have found more than one sock destroyed.

You get jump scared in the night by sharp curious paws tapping you leg trying to figure out what is under the blanket.

You have given up on deterring paw prints on the counter and shove dirty plates and such into the dishwasher after the "plates incident".

You have a blanket between your husband's pillow and yours for your furry companion to knead and suckle before running off... only to accidentally place your arm in a cold wet spot unsuspectingly.

 

[Margot Lane]

You are trying desperately hard not to sneeze b/c there is a cat sleeping on your stomach.

 

[catloverfromwayback]

You are trying desperately hard not to sneeze b/c there is a cat sleeping on your stomach.

Or holding off a much-needed trip to the loo …

 

[Spookyandsammy]

When your cat sleeps in your face

 

[Cat McCannon]

If you see the cube of butter has no tongue marks and wonder if it's turned bad, you just might have a cat in your home