OMG my DH is just like that. I bruise very easily. Sometimes I wake up and I have a bruise on my thigh or on my arm. Whenever I get a particularly nasty one that I cant hide and someone asks me What happened? DH always says "She doesnt know how to behave so I 'popped her one'"Originally Posted by DixieDarlin256
Just remembered this...
My mom when I was about 15 went crawling around in the attic for the Christmas decorations. She went to step on the rafter and missed. She went through the ceiling but caught herself before falling all the way but hit her mouth. It was nasty cut. We went to church the next day (my father's a minister) and when people asked what happened my dad piped in "Oh she wouldn't shut up so I popped her"Thank god everyone knows my dad is a jokester..Could you imagine what someone who didn't know him would say?
The way alot of people are over here I think some of them actually believe him!