An open letter to the all the seagulls:
Dear seagulls,
I'm an animal lover for sure - but I really, REALLY want to close your beaks somehow!!
Yes, I know I live by the ocean, that's fine, you are entitled to co-exist with me.
But I don't work by the ocean, and you are constantly flying with your SCREEEEETCH and I just want you to shut up.
I mean, what is your problem? You have everything you want right now. You have the sea (as per the name seagull - you must like it right?), you have all the garbage and food that all these downtown ninnies throw around everywhere, you have people to scare and attack (one of your kind flew by me and screetched RIGHT in my ear so I was almost deaf for the rest of the night, and I could still hear it echoing in my mind).
WHY? why must you continue to screetch?
Sincerely,
Journey of TCS
Dear seagulls,
I'm an animal lover for sure - but I really, REALLY want to close your beaks somehow!!
Yes, I know I live by the ocean, that's fine, you are entitled to co-exist with me.
But I don't work by the ocean, and you are constantly flying with your SCREEEEETCH and I just want you to shut up.
I mean, what is your problem? You have everything you want right now. You have the sea (as per the name seagull - you must like it right?), you have all the garbage and food that all these downtown ninnies throw around everywhere, you have people to scare and attack (one of your kind flew by me and screetched RIGHT in my ear so I was almost deaf for the rest of the night, and I could still hear it echoing in my mind).
WHY? why must you continue to screetch?
Sincerely,
Journey of TCS