I am a man and believe that men must do those things that are required in life for their better halves - you know buy personal things etc.... Anyway, My wife asked her to get her a new bra from La Senza when out yesterday as she was busy to meet for lunch and wanted one. "get me something white and nice" she asked and I agreed like a pillock.
Problem 1, I dare not go into the lingerie shop by myself
problem 2, finding a female friend at work that would go with me....
Problems solved as good friend agreed called Anna - off we went.
As soon as we got into the lingerie shop - its like that feeling men get when we know we are completely out of our depth. I am surrounded by bras and underwear - things that made my contact lenses fog up and I get dry mouthed. I start the what the hell am I looking for and trying not to look out of my depth although I am sinking faster than a lead brick in a swimming pool - when quite out of the blue - I am approached by a young ( mid 20's) shop assistant and why the hell does she have to be such a stunna to look at? I can feel the color gaining strength in my face - its suddenly very hot when she spoke...
"Can I help you sir" - she speaks i was thinking thank god.
" I ... I .. I need a new bra for my wife " Anna said that I asked her quite openly in this small shop.
She smiled at me "what bust?"
and then I answered as immediately after I had spoke I wished I had not even gone as my mind went blank. So what did I say????
"nothing bust as far as I am aware - the old one just wore out"
To which Anna said that I looked round and she was gone leaning against some neglige thing in fits of laughter. The woman started laughing and I was completely blank in my mind as I had no idea what the heck I had said. It all happened in very slow motion to me and all I got in the office all afternoon was comments from all the staff.
needless to say - if Carol wants a bra in the future - she WILL go by herself, she WILL not ask me and she WILL never let me undergo the most embarrassing day in my life.
You women are confusing for sure and for me - if anyone asks I will NEVER be in that part of leeds ever again.
Kev
Still going red thinking about itand dying of embarrasment
Problem 1, I dare not go into the lingerie shop by myself
problem 2, finding a female friend at work that would go with me....
Problems solved as good friend agreed called Anna - off we went.
As soon as we got into the lingerie shop - its like that feeling men get when we know we are completely out of our depth. I am surrounded by bras and underwear - things that made my contact lenses fog up and I get dry mouthed. I start the what the hell am I looking for and trying not to look out of my depth although I am sinking faster than a lead brick in a swimming pool - when quite out of the blue - I am approached by a young ( mid 20's) shop assistant and why the hell does she have to be such a stunna to look at? I can feel the color gaining strength in my face - its suddenly very hot when she spoke...
"Can I help you sir" - she speaks i was thinking thank god.
" I ... I .. I need a new bra for my wife " Anna said that I asked her quite openly in this small shop.
She smiled at me "what bust?"
and then I answered as immediately after I had spoke I wished I had not even gone as my mind went blank. So what did I say????
"nothing bust as far as I am aware - the old one just wore out"
To which Anna said that I looked round and she was gone leaning against some neglige thing in fits of laughter. The woman started laughing and I was completely blank in my mind as I had no idea what the heck I had said. It all happened in very slow motion to me and all I got in the office all afternoon was comments from all the staff.
needless to say - if Carol wants a bra in the future - she WILL go by herself, she WILL not ask me and she WILL never let me undergo the most embarrassing day in my life.
You women are confusing for sure and for me - if anyone asks I will NEVER be in that part of leeds ever again.
Kev
Still going red thinking about itand dying of embarrasment