Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work... he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer... your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk... he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners... you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman... you blame the gun manufacturer.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay ?
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work... he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer... your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk... he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners... you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman... you blame the gun manufacturer.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay ?