OK you stupid big bad Noreaster!!! I bought extra cat food and everything because YOU said you were going to give me 6-10 inches of snow starting after midnight!
Midnight = no snow
4 am = no snow
6 am = no snow so I have to go to work
8 am = a little bit of snow, tsk.
10 am = it has actually STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to go HOME!! Puuuuhhhhlease do a snow dance for me!!!!