When I am not home, my cat….

[Draco]

What do you think your cat does when no one's home? This is for fun!

I think mine sneaks into my closet and purposely sheds fur all over my clothes. Then he will carefully close the door once more so I wouldn't notice!

 

[tulosai]

I'm only half joking when I say I think my cats may have discovered some secret food source when I'm not home... They seem to be plumping up lately 

 

[stephenq]

We came home once and found a huge glass vase shattered on the floor.  Clearly they had been chasing each other......

 

[fhicat]

Mine checks out the bathroom. My bathroom door is always open when no one is using it, but for some reason he never goes in there. Not when I'm around anyway. But yesterday I found a whisker on the rug.

 

[furmonster mom]

Loki wanders up to Pippen:  Whatcha doin'?

Pippen:  Cleaning Teaka's ears before naptime, you wanna join?

Teaka: NO!  Loki is always too rough.  Bug off!

Pippen:  Sorry, bro.

Loki wanders up to Babee:  Whatcha doin?

Babee:  What's it look like, dummy.  I'm trying to nap here.

Loki bats at Babee's tail:  You sure you don't wanna play?

Babee:  ARF!

Loki:  Okay, okay, sheesh.

Loki finds the nerf football:  RAWR!  *wrestles*  *bunny kick* nomnomnom.

*sigh*  might as well nap... the sun should be hitting the bed upstairs.

Loki goes upstairs and spies Belle in the crate:  Whatcha doin', yer highness?

Belle: *one eye opens*  Seriously?

Loki:  Ooooo, look, the closet door is cracked... *bangs on the door*

Belle: *both eyes open*  SERIOUSLY?

Loki: hehehehe... *bang bang bang*

Belle:  You know mom would be yelling at you by now...

Loki:  Good thing you're not mom, huh?

Belle:  UGH! ... Knave

Loki:  Spoiled Princess.  *baps at her fluffy tail*

Belle:  sssssstttt!  *glares*

Loki:  Fine.  Looks like I'll get the whole bed to myself.  So there!

Belle:  Good for you.

Loki:  That's right!

Belle:  Yay.

Loki:  You know it!

Belle:  *eye roll*

 

[jcat]

Mogli likes to use that time to rummage through my desk or find "cat toys' on top of tables or shelves.

 

[yayi]

Every time I open the front door when I come home I always find the whole crew running to greet me. So I can conclude that once no human is home, that the cats get together, sit or lie down and stare at the front door. Maybe they turn into kitty statues and come to life when footsteps approach. 

 

[Draco]

I found clumps of white fur on my rug today. I am sure Monet took the opportunity to torment Cassie while I was out.

 

[betsygee]

They do nothing.  Absolutely nothing.  

They rest up so that once we get home, they have enough energy to turn into a thundering herd to run up and down the halls, jump up on counters and tables, wrestle each other and leave little clumps of hair everywhere, bring in mice to chase around the house, run under our feet.....

On the days they do decide to do something, I think they turn up the music loud and shake their little booties all over the house 

 --  otherwise why would there be cat hair everywhere, even floating in the air, by the time I get home?  

 

[kordron]

I have no idea what Lily does but I have my computer in the living room so I should turn my webcam on record just to see what she does while I'm gone. Part of me sort of hopes she's sitting on the chair by the door waiting for me but realistically she's probably sleeping on my bed.

 

[angels mommy]

Sleep, sleep, sleep.