I definitely have had some interesting texts today due to the storm in the area. The last text on my phone is:
"I thought you were sending out thank you cards?"
"I thought you were sending out thank you cards?"
The vodka is the most important part!"You need to pick up milk and vodka on the way home."
Mine would be "Hey, I'm outside your door " Boy, that would be a creepy message to put on a headstone!
"My butt itches,and now my fingernails taste horrible."
I can’t tell you what my last text message is because it’s political in nature and contains some cussing.