That's part of the reason why I don't post Yelp! reviews under my real name. The other reason is that everyone thinks a 3-star review is a bad review when it's really a positive but not enthusiastically thumbs up. Some 3-star businesses I'd go back to (but typically that means only if I don't have a better alternative).
Hoping he doesn't try and call me lol. He's been really vocal on Yelp, etc. when people give him poor reviews - he sounds like a ranting insane person blaming the customer instead of taking a look at his own actions.
That one will go to voicemail for sure