The Product I Wish Were Out There

[catlover4ever1423]

Hey guys,

Just having a little fun here! what product do you wish were out there?! what would make our cats happier , and better taken care of?

My vote would be CAT RESISTANT LAPTOP! BAILY is always sleeping on my laptop and i cant get any work done! wont make her happy but would be very convenient!

 

[GoldyCat]

I want a cat-proof bread box. I have one cat who loves bread, crackers, cookies, anything made with flour. Good thing he's not allergic to wheat.

 

[catlover4ever1423]

I want a cat-proof bread box. I have one cat who loves bread, crackers, cookies, anything made with flour. Good thing he's not allergic to wheat.

LOL!

 

[MargoLane]

Automatic toy thrower. Mine loves to chase springs and balls, but won't do much with them while we're at work. Plus, she hasn't gotten the "bring it back" part of fetch down.

 

[Tobermory]

The perfect cat food...one that was absolutely perfect for cat health and that every cat everywhere would like ALL THE TIME!!

And a kindness and world peace pill because cats would benefit from that, too

 

[Tobermory]

I want a cat-proof bread box. I have one cat who loves bread, crackers, cookies, anything made with flour. Good thing he's not allergic to wheat.

I had a kitten years ago that would tunnel into a loaf of bread if I made the mistake of leaving it out. And eat pumpkin pie.

 

[GoldyCat]

I had a kitten years ago that would tunnel into a loaf of bread if I made the mistake of leaving it out. And eat pumpkin pie.

Yep. My guy tears a hole in the bread bag and eats the corners of several slices.

 

[Draco]

cat proof couches.

I get the cheapest couch from Bob's because I know my cats would claw it. Its not they claw on purpose, but when they jump on/off, their claws nick the couch

 

[KarenKat]

A cat communicator. I have often wished I was able to clearly communicate an idea to a cat once per year “the Vet is for your health and nothing bad will happen”, “you will still get all the love in the world even if here is a new tortie in the House. Please be nice to her”, or “I love you but I can’t breathe when you lay on my face.”

 

[Tobermory]

A cat communicator. I have often wished I was able to clearly communicate an idea to a cat once per year “the Vet is for your health and nothing bad will happen”, “you will still get all the love in the world even if here is a new tortie in the House. Please be nice to her”, or “I love you but I can’t breathe when you lay on my face.”

Would they be able to communicate back to you? That might be like having teenagers in the house.

 

[KarenKat]

Haha, lol yeah. I was trying to keep my magical wishes realistic. Or maybe the closest thing to cats ARE teenagers. Sullen, don’t listen, keep trying to leave the house to play with their friends, picky ....

 

[1CatOverTheLine]

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Easy - Snowshoe Anti-Gravity Device.

 

[KarenKat]

Easy - Snowshoe Anti-Gravity Device

But is that a double-edge sword? Should we allow the Regal Snowshoe the ability to fly? Yes you control this now, but how long until he flies free!?

 

[DreamerRose]

I want a cat-proof bread box. I have one cat who loves bread, crackers, cookies, anything made with flour. Good thing he's not allergic to wheat.

Lily once opened a bag of bagels and ate half of a jalapeno bagel!

 

[weebeasties]

Anyone seen that movie WALL-E? That little cleaning robot would be awesome for cleaning up stray litter, hair, and the occasional vomit. Bonus if it scooped the litterbox too!

 

[Gizmobius]

Why oh why is there not something that keeps cats off the counter? Anything. Something. Just tonight they managed to nab some plain chicken breast that was in a plastic bag cooling before being put in the fridge. They were caught almost as soon as they jumped on the counter and yet... two chicken breast halves were taken to opposite ends of the house.

 

[1CatOverTheLine]

Why oh why is there not something that keeps cats off the counter? Anything. Something. Just tonight they managed to nab some plain chicken breast that was in a plastic bag cooling before being put in the fridge. They were caught almost as soon as they jumped on the counter and yet... two chicken breast halves were taken to opposite ends of the house.

Gizmo: "Look - she's cookings the chickenz!

Stevie: "Too big to drag away though."

Gizmo: "She's cutting in halfs the chickens for us!"

Stevie: "Yes; must be for us then; is two of us!"

Gizmo: "You go north, I'll goes souths!"

Stevie: "Done!"


G Gizmobius - Cutting a chicken breast in half is like issuing a gilt-edged invitation.
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[Gizmobius]

1CatOverTheLine I knew I should've put it in the microwave for safe keeping. That's usually my tactic. Yet I had a brief moment of insanity thinking oh my sweet well behaved kitties would NEVER do such a thing, they know better.

 

[1CatOverTheLine]

1CatOverTheLine I knew I should've put it in the microwave for safe keeping. That's usually my tactic. Yet I had a brief moment of insanity thinking oh my sweet well behaved kitties would NEVER do such a thing, they know better.

G Gizmobius - I feel your pain; I planned to have a bacon sandwich for dinner tonight. Have you ever tried to cook bacon in a kitchen occupied by eleven cats? Honestly - I could write a novella about the experience, and holy cow, did that bacon smell good. I'll bet it was, too.
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[aliceneko]

I'd love an affordable kind of robot that can pet and look after cats when their humans aren't there! Or even just a "cat scratcher" kind of robotic hand that just strokes them.