"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked....who journeyed to Denver, who died in Denver, who came back to Denver & waited in vain, who watched over Denver & brooded & loned in Denver and finally went away to find out the Time, & now Denver is lonesome for her heroes."-Allen Ginsberg Howl
TECH SUPPORT ---
"I asked a user if he was running his program under Windows.
He said "No. My desk is by the door -- but you know, you make a good point. Tony sits under a window and his program is working fine."
"you'll find it in the castle of aaarrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhhh"
"what's that?" --- "that's what it says!"
"well what's that supposed to mean?" --- "well maybe he was dying."
"if you were dying you wouldn't bother carving aaaggghh"
"maybe he was dictating!"