I made myself a snowman
As perfect as could be.
I thought I'd keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
And a pillow for its head.
Then, last night it ran away.
But first-- it wet the bed!
Well, at least one of us is honest. Have time for a true story? My sister and her husband were constantly arguing while on road trips because she had to "go" all the time, and he wanted to make good time, so he was always saying, "Wait 'til we get to the next gas station."
One night she was dreaming and she was also in need of the bathroom, but she hadn't awakened yet. Instead she dreamed she and hubby were on a long trip. In her dream, she kept asking, just as she did in real life, and he kept telling her to wait 'till the next gas station. She got more and more desperate, both in real life and in her dream, so she finally yelled at him. "I can't hold it any longer!' And he yelled back, "Well, just GO then!!" So she did...
Needless to say, he woke up immediately and asked what the h*** she was doing. And she yelled back, "You horse's a**!! You TOLD me to!"