Yes, plus I bet Smudge's is safe. My Meowmy sez peeple try and hurt black cats on Halloween sometimes. They hafta be real careful I don't axidentally get out the next few days, she sed.
sum peepl is just bad, bad, bad! my meowmy sez she gotta go now, put on her costoom for the skool karneeval. shes coming as a cat!Originally Posted by kluchetta
Yes, plus I bet Smudge's is safe. My Meowmy sez peeple try and hurt black cats on Halloween sometimes. They hafta be real careful I don't axidentally get out the next few days, she sed.
Originally Posted by kluchetta
Well, Bijou, as a matter of fact, I do not. My Meowmy tells me that black cats hafta be careful on Halloween, though. Do you think it's safe?
Here you are my deer. Enjoy.Originally Posted by kluchetta
Woohoo! I'll have an Adult Kitty beverage - a Margarita!
Originally Posted by katachtig
Hey to all of our kitty frens,
It's been a buzy day but tis is the first time I've been able to write. Meomy wasn't feeling well today so we culdn't get to the puter. She sed she was dizzy and slept. Some day I have got to figure out how to turn tis mashine on.
To my deer fren Cable, I wuld never come between you and Jasper. Besides Jasper's moody like me and I think we culd tear each other apart with his razor teefs and my propensity to wak.
We had a emergensy in the cafe's kitchen today. A little terrier (Dougie) from our staffing organization (who I tink is a little too yung) was balancing a nife on his nose and then cot it and swallowed it hole!!! We called for the emergency Saint Banards and tey took him in to surgery. Ms. Fetchit called and sed he wuld be fine. She is werking on his training so he don't do sumting stupid like tat again.
Fer those worried abowt security, we have contracted with the German Sheperd Gard agency. They will be watching for evil peeples and if you need an escort home or to the cafe, let us no and we will assign one of these gards to you. They were the same ones who did gard duty for Socks, the white house kitty.
Gud to see ya Kitters. Missed yur bubbly personality. Here.
Well, got to get the band announcement redy.
Luvs, Luzeee
Originally Posted by katachtig
Welcome to Smudge's Colorado Cafe
Friday before Halloween Smash
For our speshals today, we have
Pumpkin Spice Lattes,
Margaritas with Speshal Halloween surprises in the ice (you can rekwest Spiders or Crickets)
Pumpkin-catnip Ice Cream
And always, you can order from the reglar menu.
Now to announce the main event, lets welcome for a return engagement
Josie and the Pussy Cats
Everyone the floor and dance
Note - if lazers make you crazy, you can always hang out in the kwiet room and have a cup of relaxing catnip tea.
I'd love to meet up with you at Smudge's and buy you a drink and get to know you. I want you to know that you will be safe with me. I'm a gentleman but I have razor sharp teeth and strong claws too and I'd protect you if anyone tried to ever hurt you.Originally Posted by kluchetta
Well, Bijou, as a matter of fact, I do not. My Meowmy tells me that black cats hafta be careful on Halloween, though. Do you think it's safe?
Oh please extend my apologies to Tigger. Well bring her along anyway and she and Mika can hang out together and check out some of the fine male kitties. Mika likes nice sceneryOriginally Posted by kluchetta
I am actually here myself right now, enjoying a Margarita!
Tigger is a girl, though, my Meowmy didn't want to change her name since she was 14 when she got her.
Originally Posted by kluchetta
That's quite all right, Bijou, I ended up getting stranded here because my hooman sissy had a big halloween party tonite and there was 25 teenagers at my house, so Meowmy had her hands full. Plus sissy and brother in a horse show thing all weekend AND Meowmy has a concert tomorrow, so I may be in here alone by myself a lot!
S&HOriginally Posted by batgirl2good
else, hi! We are all sad today. well, WE are not, but meowmy Bobbie is> She sad over Smudge and the other kitties she red bout in the bridge thred.
we jus don no how to help her.
Originally Posted by katachtig
S&H
We're sorry abowt Meowmy Bobbie bein sad. Our Meomy was tinking a lot of her Rainbow Bridge kitty, Petunia, and Smudge and the other kittys who are sick and have passed over the bridge. But we reminded her tat there are lots of kittys like me and Luci who find gud homes and wile the meowmys cant save all the kittys, they save lots and give tem gud homes. Meomy red the shelter kitty fred and it has nice stories abowt shelter kittys finding ferever homes.
We're gonna bring you a Co-Cola Classic for yur Meowmy Bobbie and you can tell her happy storees of kittys who find ferever homes. We were very lucky to kno Smudge for his short life and wile it is sad tat he went away too soon, it wuld have been sadder never to have knon him and his majical eyes.
Luv, Carli
Yeah I want my mommy to get that for me too!!! I dont know though maybe I'll gets one for christmas!!! That would be so cool!! mommy and daddy let me watch stuff all the time though if they see me interested in something on the TV they'll keep it there and even rewind it a few times for me to see it again.. (We gots a Tivo!!) i even seed wrabbits on the TV the other day when mommy was flipping chanels and she had to watch Teletubbies for 10mins cuz of me!!!Originally Posted by kluchetta
Hi Kitters, this is Elsa. I'm tryin to get my Meowmy to buy a Catsitter DVDee so I can watch it when Iz home alone. I mite as well be alone - The Cat Who Was Here First - Tigger, izzn't veree nise to me. But sometimes Meowmy leaves on the Animal Planet channel.
- Elsa
I am coming to the party... it should be soo soo much fun!! Mommy is going tricks n treatsin with her nephews which her does everfuE year, daddy is going to stay home with me and hand out candy ifn we gets any kids... we never do though!! Maybe 5 in the last4 years!!! Mommy will ive extras to the boys!!! I was kinda thinkin of going as a Princess but I don't know... what do you think I should go as????Originally Posted by carolcat
hi kitters, good to here from you again, are you comin to the meowlaween partay? i gots an idea for you for a costum.....luv tia
Originally Posted by SillyJilly
I am coming to the party... it should be soo soo much fun!! Mommy is going tricks n treatsin with her nephews which her does everfuE year, daddy is going to stay home with me and hand out candy ifn we gets any kids... we never do though!! Maybe 5 in the last4 years!!! Mommy will ive extras to the boys!!! I was kinda thinkin of going as a Princess but I don't know... what do you think I should go as????