I always thought the million-monkeys-at-a-million-typewriters-will-produce-shakespeare think was unrealistic but never considered this particular problem with the scenario.
Well, I have had a cat vomit into the TV vent slot and ruin it but so far, pee in the printer is a new one. Your cat might just win the “most novel place to pee” and coveted “WHY?” awards.
I remember the story when my kitty almost broke my toner for a Samsung printer. Bux usually doesn't play with electronic things because he fears them, but this time he went really crazy against my new toner. I got this toner on Samsung ML-2165 Toner and when launched it the first time after getting it - he was really annoyed. Can't understand why because he's a calm cat and doesn't break stuff at home. This time he almost knocked this toner off the table, lol. It wasn't funny back at the moment, but now I can laugh a lot.