Well,um, see, Mom. uhhh---there were about five or seven of them--ummm-ah trying to steal the paper towels, and I had to stop them them, and um, I grabbed the towels with my paw, and ummm, I fell down and got hurt----and it really hurt a lot--- and the paper towels fell down on top of me and that really hurt too... and then all those bad people ran out the door and left me on the floor...and then you came in....and, umm...you aren't mad, are you?
Honestly mom - I was just cleaning the floor for you. I know that you are sore so I was trying to help. I could reach the sponge, so I thought I would wipe it down with towels!