We got our annual newsletter today. It's the same newsletter they give every year. It includes lines such as "Clean up your dogs crap!" and "Park Rules 1. Inspections." (And nothing after it....just the word Inspections....) oh and this is a good one: "....If you are unsure what your lot rent is each month call office (some people are confused)."
Only one line is a little confusing to me, the purpose of the newsletter is making the neighborhood attractive for summer (ha!) and one other rule they list is "Storage of outside furniture and toys on decks is a no-no." First of all, the toys I get, but second and third--doesn't outside furniture belong *gasp* outside!?! and if it's summer it's going to be in use and not in 'storage' right?
It's a real classy place here huh? Wanna come be my neighbors? I mean it's so classy they don't even send out letters in envelopes. They just staple them shut....
This newsletter followed the yearly letter telling everyone to power wash their house, remove rust stains, get new skirting, do their roofs, etc. This letter is written in a manner that sounds like they are telling you that they inspected the neighborhood and your house and yard are in need of all these things. DH complained about that because we had just had new skirting put on in the fall and had the roof done one year and our house has never had rust stains or crap in the yard and we still got the letter. The response we got was a half-wit response basically saying 'oh we didn't mean you directly....everyone got the same letter....' Mo-Rons!
I can't wait to move! Say a prayer and cross your fingers, legs, eyes, and anything else you can, because that may be as early as this summer!
Only one line is a little confusing to me, the purpose of the newsletter is making the neighborhood attractive for summer (ha!) and one other rule they list is "Storage of outside furniture and toys on decks is a no-no." First of all, the toys I get, but second and third--doesn't outside furniture belong *gasp* outside!?! and if it's summer it's going to be in use and not in 'storage' right?
It's a real classy place here huh? Wanna come be my neighbors? I mean it's so classy they don't even send out letters in envelopes. They just staple them shut....
This newsletter followed the yearly letter telling everyone to power wash their house, remove rust stains, get new skirting, do their roofs, etc. This letter is written in a manner that sounds like they are telling you that they inspected the neighborhood and your house and yard are in need of all these things. DH complained about that because we had just had new skirting put on in the fall and had the roof done one year and our house has never had rust stains or crap in the yard and we still got the letter. The response we got was a half-wit response basically saying 'oh we didn't mean you directly....everyone got the same letter....' Mo-Rons!