Karl = Hottie.Originally Posted by catgirl2548m
get in line girlfreind. catgirl saw him 1st. hssssss, lol!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Step off, Catgirl. LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karl = Hottie.Originally Posted by catgirl2548m
get in line girlfreind. catgirl saw him 1st. hssssss, lol!
I do have a hot butt, only because my car has seat warmers.Originally Posted by Kitties4ever
And if you have a nice butt too, well...let's just say I'm a "Smitten Kitten".
hope u didnt buy it as an anniversry present, lol!Originally Posted by Karl
because the vacuum cleaner I bought is "too heavy".
Awwwww...Originally Posted by Karl
Ladies, ladies, there's plenty of me to go around.
I do have a hot butt, only because my car has seat warmers.
Although I would love to vet your marriage proposals, I probably need to go clean all the bathrooms (yes, I do that too), and take a spin around the house with the vacuum. (Note: Wife can't do the vacuuming, because the vacuum cleaner I bought is "too heavy". This doesn't explain what prevented her from doing it back when we had a lighter vacuum cleaner, before it broke.) I emptied the dishwasher and packed my son a lunch for him to take to baseball camp this morning, so I am caught up on that stuff. Oh yeah, there's a couple of loads of the kid's laundry to do (I probably cover that task 80% of the time).
Did I mention I put in 50- to 60-hour work weeks?
So as you see, my rigorous schedule prevents me from considering your outstanding marriage proposals. That, and that fact that I am still legally married to the crazy lady.
Cheers, Karl.
My DH does that too!Originally Posted by MuttigreeMom
So it's not just me!I'm still in mine... but I did tell him if I found his stuff strewn across the house one more time I was using it all as Buddha's new chew toys!
Wait no... lawn care... I admit he does do the mowing... but only one side of the house at a time... so most days I have really long lawn on 3 sides of the house, and one strip perfectly manicured
You are talking about your lawn, right?Originally Posted by MuttigreeMom
...and one strip perfectly manicured
No, I wouldn't be that obtuse. Her anniversary present was a bowling ball. With my name engraved on it.Originally Posted by catgirl2548m
hope u didnt buy it as an anniversry present, lol!
I got a bowling ball for xmas once, but then again I bought him a bowling ball tooOriginally Posted by Karl
No, I wouldn't be that obtuse. Her anniversary present was a bowling ball. With my name engraved on it.
(Note to the humor-challenged: That was a joke. I have never bought my wife a bowling ball.)
she prolly would have preffered to have the bowlng *pins* w/ur name on them, lol!Originally Posted by Karl
No, I wouldn't be that obtuse. Her anniversary present was a bowling ball. With my name engraved on it.
Originally Posted by Karl
No, I wouldn't be that obtuse. Her anniversary present was a bowling ball. With my name engraved on it.
(Note to the humor-challenged: That was a joke. I have never bought my wife a bowling ball.)
That's VERY wrong....Originally Posted by Karl
All I've ever wanted for Christmas is duct tape. Is that wrong?
thats only bc u forgot to ask for underwear, lol!Originally Posted by Karl
All I've ever wanted for Christmas is duct tape. Is that wrong?
Originally Posted by mybabyphx
Last year for Christmas my grandpa bought my grandma a potato peeler... because she needed a new one!
One year DH bought me "Visual Basic" software for my birthday. It was an expensive gift and I appreciated it because it was something I wanted. My MIL couldn't understand it. The best gifts are the ones where they were listening.Originally Posted by Jenny82
For their first Christmas my dad bought my mom a laundry basket! She had mentioned that she needed a new one!
They are still married after 26 years.
Hmmm...thanks for the idea. B's birthday is coming upOriginally Posted by Karl
All I've ever wanted for Christmas is duct tape. Is that wrong?
Are you going to get handcuff's for his B-day too?Originally Posted by lunasmom
Hmmm...thanks for the idea. B's birthday is coming up
mybabyphx: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by mybabyphx
Are you going to get handcuff's for his B-day too?
hmm Yep, love runs out when the money does.Originally Posted by Zissou'sMom
Aw... am I the only one who believes in the fairy tale kind of love?
I think everything should be 50/50. And I don't think there is a "mans" job and a "womans" jobs although I don't do the mowing but that's cause of my allergies. I also like this thread its a really good one. And I tend to agree that most men like someone who is their own person.Originally Posted by mybabyphx
I have another question for female/male to answer...either one.
In my house, there are 3 people... my boyfriend (of almost 4 years), our male roommate,and me. Oh wait, I forgot PHX!
I am the only one with a good, stable job. I am currently paying all the bills. I am the only one with a car. I do the landscaping, dishes, and picking up of the house. They both take turns doing the laundry and cooking.
We've switched roles someplace along the line there...
In MY mind I think THEY- the males- should be supporting ME- the female. But it's the other way around?!?
What do you guys/gals think about this? What's going on?