If Your Cats Could Talk, What Would They Say?

[Pook]

My 2 craziest cats, Pook and Saav, are a mess. I like to imagine them using their own laptops and talking.

Pook: (pawing at keyboard) I hate this Photoshop program!!
Saav: Why? What's wrong, Pooks?
Pook: It won't fix this picture!!
Saav: Whoa, wait, let me see. (Looks at screen)
Pook: See what I mean?
Saav: Um, Pooks, it's not the program. You really DO look like that.

So, what would your precious furbabies say?

Purrs,
Pook

 

[Royalty]

Probably here come the paparazzi again

 

[jcat]

Feed me! I'm starving!

Mowgli inhales food.

 

[aliceneko]

Both would say "hurry up with our food, humans!"

 

[Pook]

Food and cameras! LOL!

Saav: There's Mom with the camera again. Run, Pooks!
Pook: Naaah, I just ate. Let's just wash our butts.

Thanks folks for that idea!

Purrs
Pook

 

[Jayflower]

Mine do talk to me, but they use cat language; meows, squeaks, trills, and purrs.

C'est Moi's favorite thing to say is "I want some treats".
Olivie's favorite thing to say is "I want a cookie".
Hotaru's favorite thing to say is "I'm ready for my supper".
Some of the things that they all like to say are "pet me","play with me", and "I love you".

 

[Merlin77]

Pook , I love your avatar! Simon's Cat is so cute.

Anyways, on topic, Snake would say: "Let me tell you the story of the time I nearly got stuck up in the neighbor's barn."

Suki would say: "Come inside, humans, there's plenty of space inside the shed. I've left you some food to enjoy!" (She gestures to a half-eaten squirrel)

Hunter would say: "Know any good dating sites to join? I just lost my girlfriend, because I married her. Gotta find a new girlfriend."

 

[bear]

"Meow there. Can we talk?"

"I appreciate that you had the Vet replace them with the two extra large stainless steel marbles. It helped me keep my swagger. Yet the constant click, click, clicking when I walk is driving me nuts."

 

[Neko-chan's mama]

When I get home... "Where have you been? I missed you so much!! I love you!"

 

[di and bob]

Yammy (my little chicken monster), GEEZ, HURRY! I haven't had chicken all day. (Twirling and meowing by the fridge) You can't possibly count those other six times, I am absolutely starving here!!!

 

[strider rose]

lucky- please refill my food and water
stardust- im only here for the pets

 

[klunick]

Boone... Mom, control your daughter!!
I can't put what Gracie would say due to the profanity.

 

[TMcats]

Frances: I know it's 2 in the morning but please move off the bed so I can sleep.

 

[MistyMorening]

My cat would definitely say, "What the heck are you doing? Stop sitting on your bum and do it right! You're supposed to do it like this...." *sprawls on the floor, scoops food out of her bowl, and eats laying down*

—MistyMorening

 

[JulietteTruong]

Is the flash necessary?