If Your Cat Was President....

[cassiopea]

I'll go with my little Batbat today - She loves shrimp, so I wouldn't be surprised if her first order was her and all kitties to get free fresh shrimp everyday

 

[susanm9006]

Willow would declare that every household have just a single cat. Lola would mandate that no surface (especially those in the kitchen) be off limits to a cat. She also demands that a cat size plate of people food be provided to every cat at mealtime.

 

[neely]

Carleton's first executive order would be a catio so all felines could enjoy the outdoors without actually going outside. He loves the fresh air, watching the birds, squirrels and rabbits but from inside the patio door screen. A custom designed catio would be perfect.

 

[MoochNNoodles]

Mooch would install Laps on Demand.

 

[Katie M]

Selene would order all doors open, everywhere-cabinet doors included.

Charlie would order that Selene be removed from his presence

 

[strider rose]

stardust would say that purr therapy is a must and lucky would say that treats would be nice to have everyday lol

 

[Neko-chan's mama]

Neko-chan would say that every cat is entitled to play time with their humans 3 times a day.

 

[MonaLyssa33]

Pet insurance for all. That would have to be Flora's campaign promise because she's the more altruistic cat of mine. Remy would probably put out a nationwide ban on dogs and Maisie would make sure cats had mandatory alone time where it was guaranteed nobody would bother them.

 

[Maria Bayote]

My Bourbon would order to have cat-friendly roads, with mandatory daily feeding of streetcats at every corner. Speed limit of cars will also be strictly imposed, and anyone having to violate the rules would have a punishment of scooping litterboxes in that neighborhood for 30 days, depending on the gravity of the offense.

 

[Silver Crazy]

That every closed door and cupboard be instantly open by thier humans and humans to learn cat language so only one meow not several minutes of yoewing is needed for humans to follow a command. (Last one is really for me..lol)

 

[NabilBen]

Versace will order a total ban on vets and everyday is a national free pink shrimps day

 

[Furballsmom]

Poppycat? If he were prez, he'd mandate to have catnip grow everywhere

 

[game misconduct]

no more closed bathroom doors all crickets allowed to free roam the apartment along with any/all roaches that get inside she gets to eat em

 

[Caspers Human]

Poppycat? If he were prez, he'd mandate to have catnip grow everywhere

Casper's first executive order would be to enact federal subsidies for catnip growers in all fifty states.

 

[Tik cat's mum]

Bandit would order all humans get out of bed at stupid o'clock to put food down without complaining, even if your cat just sniffs it then sleeps on your feet.
Patches would order a ban on Bandit sleeping in the room, so he doesn't get woken at stupid o'clock when mum moves.

 

[Silver Crazy]

Neko-chan would say that every cat is entitled to play time with their humans 3 times a day.

Already mandated with my cat..didnt get a choice.

 

[Neko-chan's mama]

Already mandated with my cat..didnt get a choice.

Same!

 

[Maria Bayote]

My Graham, on the other hand, would probably order all homo sapiens to stop and make time to listen to cats' "complaints" no matter what the time of day or night. That human is not allowed to talk back, just listen to the cat. And before leaving that human would make a bow or a curtsy. Otherwise, penalty of unlimited treats for a whole week will be imposed.

 

[Meekie]

Maple would declare war on feathers.

 

[aliceneko]

If Fudge was president, he would probably nationalise birds. He loves them

If Toffee was president, he would demand that all humans stay at home at least an hour a day to pet their cats.