Dear diary,
Today, my slaves mocked me with a feathery stick. It was oddly tempting. They are messing with my mind and must pay. They will not be getting any cuddling tonight. Today I ate a houseplant. Tomorrow I may eat another because it is fun to make them panic. they have teased me for too long. Late tonight while they are asleep, someone is getting bit.
Sincerely, cat.
Today, my slaves mocked me with a feathery stick. It was oddly tempting. They are messing with my mind and must pay. They will not be getting any cuddling tonight. Today I ate a houseplant. Tomorrow I may eat another because it is fun to make them panic. they have teased me for too long. Late tonight while they are asleep, someone is getting bit.
Sincerely, cat.