Shane Kent what a beautiful fluff ball! Forget memory foam & temperpedic, I want memory fluff & temppurrpedic!
donnae
- You're a GENIUS!
I will take two. If I don't get one for the wife she will just take mine.
Hi, I'm Joe - the creator ofMyMeow Fluffy Pillow! Meow Fluffy Pillow has patented MemoryFur! It's the last pillow you'll ever buy - I guarantee it! Just go to myfluffypillow dot come to order yours today!
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Hi Joe,
Hi, I'm Joe - the creator ofMyMeow Fluffy Pillow! Meow Fluffy Pillow has patented MemoryFur! It's the last pillow you'll ever buy - I guarantee it! Just go to myfluffypillow dot come to order yours today!
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I hope my bed/bedroom will be big enough, but I'll take the risk. One please.
Is it just me, or is there an ominous tone to that?
Because suddenly I'm thinking of old Twilight Zone and X-File episodes. Just wondering...does the Meow Fluffy Pillow with patented MemoryFur and integrated meow and purr sounds come with a money back guarantee for my survivors?
Is it just me, or is there an ominous tone to that?
margd
- I don't believe that Bob would consume an adult, but the pillows do come with a warning tag which states: "Keep away from children and rib roasts."
Hahahaha!!
1CatOverTheLine
Oh no ! ... Ozzie will miss his family ...
Sounds like the orders are purring in,
Some royalties I just may win.
Forget the money, don't want the cash,
I'd much rather have your little cat
With gleaming fur dark as night,
could never hide in a snowball fight.
Beautiful eyes, sparkling green,
I'm sure you know who I mean.
Click heels together as you read this poem,
and say there's no place like donnae's home.
What ya say we give it a try,
And little Oz might meow "goodbye".
1CatOverTheLine
Is there an actual Bob inside every pillow? Dare you think of producing Snowshoe pillows and accessories?
donnae
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Oz says he would love to come -
But he'll have to bring his Mum;
Two together, from the start,
Never fifty feet apart.
White tip says, "okay with me-a,
Long as I can bring Clawed-ya,"
They're becoming pals, belated -
It's a cinch that they're related.
Clawed-ya won't go anywhere
If her Momma isn't there;
She says that she's not a dunce,
Friday almost lost her once.
Friday says she'll come as well,
Just as long as she can tell
Her pal Bob he's coming too -
Bob says, "if there's stuff to chew,
Lots of things on which to feed,"
He'll be there at lightning speed,
But he'll only come at that,
If he brings his Scottiecat.
Scottiecat says, "I'll be there,
I'll scratch moulding anywhere!"
But she adds, "it would be tough
For me to leave my dear Friend Puff."
Puff says he will take a chance,
But he wants his good pal Lance
There beside him when they go,
Just in case he's feeling low.
Lance is just the sweetest thing,
He'll be twenty-one this Spring,
And his Friend Peanut has to come -
Or he would just as well stay home.
Peanut's happy just to sleep
In the sunlight, strong and deep,
But, of late, a Friend he's made -
Little Miro's now his shade.
Little Miro doesn't mind
Just as long as she's behind
Her Friend and Protector too,
Darling, sweetheart, dear Moo Shu.
Moo Shu says that Kitkat Jack
Will just love her sneak-attack;
She'll ride him around the room,
Like a witch on a furry broom.
And she says that Major Tom
Will adore the Snowshoe Bomb;
Dropping like a ton of lead,
To land upon his fuzzy head!
She'll be there with all her things -
Jingle Balls and milk jug rings,
Mousies with RealSqueak in them
(These are best at 4 AM);
Clatterballs and racket makers,
ChirpyBirds on birdie-shakers,
All the things a Snowshoe needs -
Noisy strings of wooden beads,
Chirping Cricket (very bad) -
That alone will drive you mad!
Ping pong balls and croak-frog too,
All the things to torment you.
So here ends this little rhyme,
I guess the cats are safe this time;
When next you beseech Bast or Ishtore,
Be very careful what you wish for!
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I love it !!!.
Oz says he would love to come -
But he'll have to bring his Mum;
Two together, from the start,
Never fifty feet apart.
White tip says, "okay with me-a,
Long as I can bring Clawed-ya,"
They're becoming pals, belated -
It's a cinch that they're related.
Clawed-ya won't go anywhere
If her Momma isn't there;
She says that she's not a dunce,
Friday almost lost her once.
Friday says she'll come as well,
Just as long as she can tell
Her pal Bob he's coming too -
Bob says, "if there's stuff to chew,
Lots of things on which to feed,"
He'll be there at lightning speed,
But he'll only come at that,
If he brings his Scottiecat.
Scottiecat says, "I'll be there,
I'll scratch moulding anywhere!"
But she adds, "it would be tough
For me to leave my dear Friend Puff."
Puff says he will take a chance,
But he wants his good pal Lance
There beside him when they go,
Just in case he's feeling low.
Lance is just the sweetest thing,
He'll be twenty-one this Spring,
And his Friend Peanut has to come -
Or he would just as well stay home.
Peanut's happy just to sleep
In the sunlight, strong and deep,
But, of late, a Friend he's made -
Little Miro's now his shade.
Little Miro doesn't mind
Just as long as she's behind
Her Friend and Protector too,
Darling, sweetheart, dear Moo Shu.
Moo Shu says that Kitkat Jack
Will just love her sneak-attack;
She'll ride him around the room,
Like a witch on a furry broom.
And she says that Major Tom
Will adore the Snowshoe Bomb;
Dropping like a ton of lead,
To land upon his fuzzy head!
She'll be there with all her things -
Jingle Balls and milk jug rings,
Mousies with RealSqueak in them
(These are best at 4 AM);
Clatterballs and racket makers,
ChirpyBirds on birdie-shakers,
All the things a Snowshoe needs -
Noisy strings of wooden beads,
Chirping Cricket (very bad) -
That alone will drive you mad!
Ping pong balls and croak-frog too,
All the things to torment you.
So here ends this little rhyme,
I guess the cats are safe this time;
When next you beseech Bast or Ishtore,
Be very careful what you wish for!
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Joe, you should make that into a children's book. Kids would love the antics of Moo Shu & her crew..
Oz says he would love to come -
But he'll have to bring his Mum;
Two together, from the start,
Never fifty feet apart.
White tip says, "okay with me-a,
Long as I can bring Clawed-ya,"
They're becoming pals, belated -
It's a cinch that they're related.
Clawed-ya won't go anywhere
If her Momma isn't there;
She says that she's not a dunce,
Friday almost lost her once.
Friday says she'll come as well,
Just as long as she can tell
Her pal Bob he's coming too -
Bob says, "if there's stuff to chew,
Lots of things on which to feed,"
He'll be there at lightning speed,
But he'll only come at that,
If he brings his Scottiecat.
Scottiecat says, "I'll be there,
I'll scratch moulding anywhere!"
But she adds, "it would be tough
For me to leave my dear Friend Puff."
Puff says he will take a chance,
But he wants his good pal Lance
There beside him when they go,
Just in case he's feeling low.
Lance is just the sweetest thing,
He'll be twenty-one this Spring,
And his Friend Peanut has to come -
Or he would just as well stay home.
Peanut's happy just to sleep
In the sunlight, strong and deep,
But, of late, a Friend he's made -
Little Miro's now his shade.
Little Miro doesn't mind
Just as long as she's behind
Her Friend and Protector too,
Darling, sweetheart, dear Moo Shu.
Moo Shu says that Kitkat Jack
Will just love her sneak-attack;
She'll ride him around the room,
Like a witch on a furry broom.
And she says that Major Tom
Will adore the Snowshoe Bomb;
Dropping like a ton of lead,
To land upon his fuzzy head!
She'll be there with all her things -
Jingle Balls and milk jug rings,
Mousies with RealSqueak in them
(These are best at 4 AM);
Clatterballs and racket makers,
ChirpyBirds on birdie-shakers,
All the things a Snowshoe needs -
Noisy strings of wooden beads,
Chirping Cricket (very bad) -
That alone will drive you mad!
Ping pong balls and croak-frog too,
All the things to torment you.
So here ends this little rhyme,
I guess the cats are safe this time;
When next you beseech Bast or Ishtore,
Be very careful what you wish for!
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1CatOverTheLine
would make a CATchy title!
Somehow I suspect that Michael Brewer and Tom Shipley might not think so highly of '1CatOverTheLine.'Joe, you should make that into a children's book. Kids would love the antics of Moo Shu & her crew.
