Top 10 Ways to tell if Martha Stewart has been around your cat:
10. There's potpourri hanging from his/her collar.
9. The cat's nails have been cut with pinking shears.
8. The cat toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.
7. The kitty scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.
6. That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.
5. You find liver and whole-wheat cat treats stamped out with copper
cookie cutters and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.
4. Cat hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting
material for the birds.
3. A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of your
cat tree.
2. Your cat goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme colored
virgin wool hand-knitted sweater with matching boots.
1. The cat droppings in your litter box have been sculpted into swans.
10. There's potpourri hanging from his/her collar.
9. The cat's nails have been cut with pinking shears.
8. The cat toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.
7. The kitty scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.
6. That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.
5. You find liver and whole-wheat cat treats stamped out with copper
cookie cutters and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.
4. Cat hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting
material for the birds.
3. A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of your
cat tree.
2. Your cat goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme colored
virgin wool hand-knitted sweater with matching boots.
1. The cat droppings in your litter box have been sculpted into swans.