Holiday Recipe (hehehehe)

[hell603]

HAPPY HOLIDAY RECIPE


Fruitcake Recipe (Just in time for Christmas
preparations!!)

3 cups flour
1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar lemon juice nuts
1 gallon whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be
sure it is of the highest quality.

Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in
a large, fluffy bowl.

Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again. Make sure
the whiskey is still OK.

Cry another tup. Turn off mixer.

Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the
cup of dried fruit.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck
in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who
cares? Check the whiskey.

Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whiskey again.
Go to bed.

Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?

 

[melissa]

Fruitcake is disgusting!

But I like the recipe..maybe swap the whiskey for vodka? Then I'd be happy

 

[lorie d.]

Helen
I'm going to use your reciepe to make everyone at TCS a Christmas fruitcake! But I'm going to be sampling WINE not whiskey!!!

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

 

[catarina77777]

Helen

You must be sooo much fun to hang out with! I love the "TEST" thread personally! :LOL::LOL:!

:laughing2:
Cat:

 

[cleo]

My Grandmother (bless her soul) used to circulate that recipe at her workplace many years ago...she was the hit of the office!
I havent seen it for at least 10 years...thank you for reminding me of her.

 

[amanda]

Helen that was sooooo darn funny I was laughing so hard when reading that........thanks