Susies's Silver Hammer
(sincere apologies to Lennon and McCartney)
Jerry was quizzical, studied metaphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube
Ohh-oh-oh-oh...
Susie Edison majoring in medicine
Calls him on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures
Jerr-er-er-y?"
But as he's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door...
Bang, bang, Susie's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Clang clang Susie's silver hammer
Made sure that he was squished!
Back in school again Susie plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
She tells Suse to stay when the class has gone away
So she waits behind
Writing 50 times "I must not be so-o-o-oo..."
But when she turns her back on the girl
She creeps up from behind
Bang, bang, Susie's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Clang clang Susie's silver hammer
Made sure that she was squished
At TCS again, Susie was so blessed again
Posting day and night
Lulling cats into a false sense of ca-a-a-alm
Crept up o-o-n them with a big old grin again
Hammer 'hind her back
How are you toni-i-i-i-ight!
And when they all turned around
She let loose her squish!
Bang, bang, Susie's silver hammer
Came down upon their heads
Clang clang Susie's silver hammer
Made sure that they were squished!
B.C. Thirty-One said "we caught a dirty one"
Susie stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures ohh-oh-oh-oh
Jan and Laura screaming from the gallery
Say she must go free (Susie must go free)
The mod does not agree and she tells them so-o-o-oo
But as the words are leaving her lips
A noise comes from behind
Bang, bang, Susie's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Clang clang Susie's silver hammer
Made sure that she was squished
(sincere apologies to Lennon and McCartney)
Jerry was quizzical, studied metaphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube
Ohh-oh-oh-oh...
Susie Edison majoring in medicine
Calls him on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures
Jerr-er-er-y?"
But as he's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door...
Bang, bang, Susie's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Clang clang Susie's silver hammer
Made sure that he was squished!
Back in school again Susie plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
She tells Suse to stay when the class has gone away
So she waits behind
Writing 50 times "I must not be so-o-o-oo..."
But when she turns her back on the girl
She creeps up from behind
Bang, bang, Susie's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Clang clang Susie's silver hammer
Made sure that she was squished
At TCS again, Susie was so blessed again
Posting day and night
Lulling cats into a false sense of ca-a-a-alm
Crept up o-o-n them with a big old grin again
Hammer 'hind her back
How are you toni-i-i-i-ight!
And when they all turned around
She let loose her squish!
Bang, bang, Susie's silver hammer
Came down upon their heads
Clang clang Susie's silver hammer
Made sure that they were squished!
B.C. Thirty-One said "we caught a dirty one"
Susie stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures ohh-oh-oh-oh
Jan and Laura screaming from the gallery
Say she must go free (Susie must go free)
The mod does not agree and she tells them so-o-o-oo
But as the words are leaving her lips
A noise comes from behind
Bang, bang, Susie's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Clang clang Susie's silver hammer
Made sure that she was squished