Not guilty! But I did try to talk a motorcycle cop in to taking me for a ride after he pulled me over. I talked to him for a few minutes, and when he kept saying "no" I said "well, I think I'll just go home then, got in my car, and drove off! The state line was only a hundred yards away, and I figured I could make it before he cranked up and came after me.
Did you ever cheat on a test in school?