I am gonna start drinking in a little bit, I always gotta drink during a LSU football game. And it always depends on how LSU is playing whether I just drink or whether I get rip-roaring drunk.
If they are just playing good, then I just drink.
If they are screwing up and not playing worth a crap, then I get rip-roaring drunk. Being that way at least helps me forget we are screwing up, thats is when I also throw things and cuss like a sailor.
There are also only about 6 phrases I say during a game too.
1. GIT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Son of a b----!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. sh--!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4.RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. THROW THE DAM BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6.YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And if you call my house after we have scored I will answer the phone with the playing of the LSU fight song.
If they are just playing good, then I just drink.
If they are screwing up and not playing worth a crap, then I get rip-roaring drunk. Being that way at least helps me forget we are screwing up, thats is when I also throw things and cuss like a sailor.
There are also only about 6 phrases I say during a game too.
1. GIT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Son of a b----!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. sh--!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4.RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. THROW THE DAM BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6.YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And if you call my house after we have scored I will answer the phone with the playing of the LSU fight song.