Funny thing I read today!

[sillyjilly]

Ok, a guy that I went to school with put up a funny thing on his Facebook page and it was just too cute I have to share it! I don't know if it is original to him or if he got it somewhere else, but I giggled!

I think my roommates cats are gay, cause they are always licking each other and spooning in the window and criticizing the way I dress. I donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t think itâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s a biological thing, like theyâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re gay by birth. I think itâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s an environment thing, like theyâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]re prison gay. They donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t see any female cats ever, and after awhile itâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s like “look, Smokey, we ainâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t getting any younger, buddy. This may be the catnip talking, but I really like the way your belly matches your paws.

The last line I think is just the funniest thing in the whole world!

 

[darkmavis]

Aww, that is funny!

 

[catbehaviors]

I can just imagine those cats!

 

[jcat]

Hmmm, how do they criticize the way he dresses? Upchuck on his clothes, or accessorize with strategically placed cat hair?

 

[feralvr]

Like the last sentence too

 

[kluchetta]

I like the "criticizes the way I dress" part myself. Like on Legally Blonde how she figures out the guy is gay because he knows her shoe brand and that they are "last year's" lol.

 

[coolcat]

Originally Posted by catbehaviors

I can just imagine those cats!

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[3catsn1dog]

OMG that is too funny. I love it!

 

[tara g]

Love it!

 

[pollyanna]

That is really funny!

 

[resqchick]

I would love to hear them criticize the way he dresses.