Scratch is driving me crazy. For the past two nights we've been woken up by him banging the mini-blinds into the window. If we try to sleep past that stage he'll get between the blinds and the window and tubro scratch the glass. It's like hearing fingernails on a black board.
I'll walk you though it:
BANG BANG BANG BANG
DH: Omg
OMG!
Me:
BANG
Me: SCRATCH FURY DESTROYER OF WORLDS! You'll go back to the humane society TODAY if you don't stop. (He's learned that idle threats don't work)
DH:
::::finger nails on a black board noise::::::
DH:
Me: Okay EVERYBODY out! Out!
I get up and heard every one out the door.
I'll walk you though it:
BANG BANG BANG BANG
DH: Omg
Me:
BANG
Me: SCRATCH FURY DESTROYER OF WORLDS! You'll go back to the humane society TODAY if you don't stop. (He's learned that idle threats don't work)
DH:
::::finger nails on a black board noise::::::
DH:
Me: Okay EVERYBODY out! Out!
I get up and heard every one out the door.