I got these in an email from my cousin....some are pretty cute.
Enjoy!!!
~I entered the "snapdragon" part of my life....part of me has snapped, and the rest of me is draggin!
~Dear IRS, I would like to cancel my subscription, please remove my name from your mailing list.
~I am not 40, I am $39.95 + shipping & handling!
~I don't have hot flashes, I have short, private vacations in the tropics.
~If it's not one thing, it's your mother. (my personal fave!)
~A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
~Born Free....Now I'm expensive!
~A friend is someone who thinks your a good egg, even though your slightly cracked.
*feel free to add any others you think are worth smiling over!
Enjoy!!!
~I entered the "snapdragon" part of my life....part of me has snapped, and the rest of me is draggin!
~Dear IRS, I would like to cancel my subscription, please remove my name from your mailing list.
~I am not 40, I am $39.95 + shipping & handling!
~I don't have hot flashes, I have short, private vacations in the tropics.
~If it's not one thing, it's your mother. (my personal fave!)
~A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
~Born Free....Now I'm expensive!
~A friend is someone who thinks your a good egg, even though your slightly cracked.
*feel free to add any others you think are worth smiling over!