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Here's what happened. An innocent young woman (i.e. me) takes a lasagna out of the freezer and puts it in the sink to thaw.
at 8:15am this morning, she leaves for work, leaving only two cats (Joshua and Kinah) in the apartment.
12:30 she comes home for lunch to find her lasagna has been vandalized. Part of the aluminum foil has been removed (but not eaten) and cheese has been pulled off the lasagna and left lying on the floor.
The crime must have been committed by one of the suspects: either Joshua or Kinah. The criminal left one piece of evidence: a paw print on the lasagna! The two cats are of very different sizes and Kinah's paw fits the paw print perfectly.
She has therefore been found guilty on charge of "willfull destruction of delicious food", "unlawfully climbing on the kitchen counter" and "polluting the kitchen floor without a permit"
What should the sentence be?
(and more importantly, what am I gonna have for dinner now??)
at 8:15am this morning, she leaves for work, leaving only two cats (Joshua and Kinah) in the apartment.
12:30 she comes home for lunch to find her lasagna has been vandalized. Part of the aluminum foil has been removed (but not eaten) and cheese has been pulled off the lasagna and left lying on the floor.
The crime must have been committed by one of the suspects: either Joshua or Kinah. The criminal left one piece of evidence: a paw print on the lasagna! The two cats are of very different sizes and Kinah's paw fits the paw print perfectly.
She has therefore been found guilty on charge of "willfull destruction of delicious food", "unlawfully climbing on the kitchen counter" and "polluting the kitchen floor without a permit"
What should the sentence be?
(and more importantly, what am I gonna have for dinner now??)