Last night, I had a few to drink and went to bed as usual - needed to relax and it had been a good day.
Anyway, went to bed and read and then was flat out - when I wake and bladder tells me that I need to wake up and spend a penny.
I goes to the bathroom, cannot be bothered with light - felt light headed so sat on toilet for a moment.
I get this most very strange feeling on my ankle, furry and warm. That did not feel good, I reached down and grabbed the furry length at my ankle to which was going onto my other ankle and it gave a hell of a Meowwww - to which I gave an equally colorful choice of words in fright. Brandy went one way, I went another, scared lifeless and not thinking I crashed back to bedroom, got back into bed, my wife was now awake and I dropped my head on pillow, then to get a face full of fur and a further hell of a meoww as Vicki bitched at me and shot off.
I am having coffee tonight, going to bed before anyone and hiding my sorry face as Brandy terrified me, vicki scratched my ear and my wife cannot stop laughing.
My heart has been severley weakened I swear!
Kev
Heading up the wooden stairs to tick another day off my calendat - T minus 2!
Anyway, went to bed and read and then was flat out - when I wake and bladder tells me that I need to wake up and spend a penny.
I goes to the bathroom, cannot be bothered with light - felt light headed so sat on toilet for a moment.
I get this most very strange feeling on my ankle, furry and warm. That did not feel good, I reached down and grabbed the furry length at my ankle to which was going onto my other ankle and it gave a hell of a Meowwww - to which I gave an equally colorful choice of words in fright. Brandy went one way, I went another, scared lifeless and not thinking I crashed back to bedroom, got back into bed, my wife was now awake and I dropped my head on pillow, then to get a face full of fur and a further hell of a meoww as Vicki bitched at me and shot off.
I am having coffee tonight, going to bed before anyone and hiding my sorry face as Brandy terrified me, vicki scratched my ear and my wife cannot stop laughing.
My heart has been severley weakened I swear!
Kev
Heading up the wooden stairs to tick another day off my calendat - T minus 2!