After a loooong search, I finally got Da Bird (thanks nerdrock!). I think Parker approves of it. He gets some good height for a cat that rarely jumps. (Sorry for the dryer noise. Thought about just putting music over it, but got lazy).
I am guessing you can buy it at Petco? PetValu is the ONLY store I could find that actually sells it here in Nova Scotia. Seems to be more widely available in the US though. But yeah, I see it on the Petco site, so maybe try there. I think Bowser would love it. Parker is a lazy butt but goes crazy over this thing. I have to hide it because he tries to get at it when I put it away.
We ended up buying Da Bird from Foster and Smith online as neither Petco nor PetSmart carried it. Best purchase we ever made for the kids.....even BooBoo, our 16-year old will awaken from a nap if Da Bird is flying through the air!