Hubby is an avid gardener, and I've been threatening for years to buy a really disgustingly "sweet" garden dwarf just to show how "middle class" he is. I just made good on my threat - I bought a little ceramic pig on vacation, and positioned it in front of our house. I'll have to photograph it and post the picture. I've dubbed the pig "Peedoodle II", since Kellye (Kiwideus) is as much of a pig fan as I am, and one of her cats is named "Peedoodle".