"After watching that imbecile on television who claims to know what common household pets are thinking, it was decided that we too, would do the impossible..."
Now who do you suppose they're refering to here? It couldn't possibly be the Pet Psychic...could it??? WaaaaHahahahaha!!!!!!!
....and by the way, the cat's thoughts seemed soooooo realistic, are you really sure this is only make-believe?