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Bad Chatroom/Forum Etiquette 1. Create an insanely long user name. Refuse to speak to people who try to abbreviate it. 2. TyPe LiKe ThIs. Ignore anyone who doesn't. 3. Yell. 4. Talk to yourself. 5. Log in with three or more usernames and have a conversation with yourself. 6. Type...

Kitty Heaven A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.' The cats says, 'Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.'...

Clean out your litterbox! Just got your pm, but can't reply cuz the litterbox is full. :LOL:

My Dear Friend, the Dog To My Dear Friend the Dog: I am so sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which you did not break; the fish you did not spill; and the carpet that you did not wet; or the wall that you did not dirty with red paint... Things here at the...

Anyone want to share stories of Valentines Days past? Romantic, funny, sad, anything! I have a few, but have to leave shortly, so will post when I have more time. C'mon....dish! :laughing2 (I know Sabra has a good one!)

I've been using this avatar for....well, almost forever :LOL: and would like to change it. Does anyone know how to make a personalized avatar? I don't want to bother Anne with this, I'm sure she has her hands full!

Mid Life Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache. In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wingspans. We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in...

Just a few reasons why men shouldn't babysit... and my favorite... Just kidding guys, I'm sure you're all very good Daddies!

What happened to AP's movie review thread? I know someone started some BS in there, but was the whole thread deleted? Although there was a lot of bantering going on, last time I looked (last night about 10:00) it didn't look to be THAT bad?

I just got this in my e-mail...not sure how or why this was done...but that is MY cat Cagney! I've posted her pic on a few sites, but never given permission for it to be used....whats up? http://www.furallover.com/funnies1.asp?ID=22 How would you guys feel about this?

Is or did anyone watch Pet Psychic on Animal Planet tonight? I just got home, and its 9:45, so I haven't seen much of the show, but I'm wondering what you all think of her? I'm always skeptical about any type of clairvoyants, but when it comes to animals, maybe even more so. I don't...

The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to visit it in order to meet their quota of donating free mammograms each day to underprivileged women. It takes less than a minute to go to their site & click on "donating a mammogram" (pink window in the middle). Their...

Joking folks, just joking! This came in my e-mail today...the other side of the coin! Dang Women Drivers Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view...

Ahhh, revenge is sweet! A Priceless Poem! When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, And bring so much happiness... just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they've provided, Returning each deed. Oh, they'll be so excited! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) I'll write...

HEAVENS GATE A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that his faithful dog had been dead for many years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to...

my son is a Nincompoop! He came over about an hour ago wanting to borrow $10.00...I of course said "get a job", to which he replied "I'll work around here for it?". Not a bad idea, so I told him to scoop the litter boxes and sweep and mop the kitchen and bathroom floors, vacuum, then take out...

ok, this is a bit nutty, but I need help, and you guys are always so quick to lend a hand, I'm asking here first! I am trying to make a shepherds pie for my SO Scott tomorrow night, but cant find the right recipe. I usually make it with mashed potatos ringing the "stew" center, but he said he...

Heres one for you Rhea! :laughing2 *Eight signs you have nothing to do at work* 1.You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar 2.You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis. 3.You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island...

Tonight at work a customer was complaining about his 8 month old cat Grimey (part of his last name, I thought it was icky too) clawing everything and scratching him. We discussed solutions to their problems, and he said he had already made an appointment to have the cat neutered and DECLAWED! I...