What's a phrase.....

[cassiopea]

What's a phrase that would be weird to say to a human but not to your cat?


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"You got a little poopie stuck to your bum fur that I need to remove"
"Your primordial sack is really hanging low there/Look at that jelly belly!"
"There you go, sitting on my face again"

 

[daftcat75]

"When you're done with the pout, come snuff me out."
"When you're done with your doom loop, come join me for third sleep."

These are both related to her nasty gabapentin medicine that she takes twice a day at 5 pm and 5 am. At either dose, she'll often shoot off to pout. On the 5am dose, we go back to bed for a couple more hours. She likes to sleep draped across my shoulder and chest and will often times press her face or body firmly into my face--hence the snuff me out comment. ("Third sleep" because one or both of us invariably wakes up in the middle of the night between bed time and meds time.)

"If I don't make it, you have permission to eat my corpse. No sense in this taking us both."

I tell her this any time I'm sick with something.

"If I'm not scoopin', you must be poopin'. And if you're not poopin', I must be scoopin'."

"I'm ready for my junk punch."

At breakfast and dinner, she sits in my lap. When she jumps into my lap, she has impeccable aim. She also has weight distribution on her landings that is above reproach or I wouldn't be joking about this.

 

[nurseangel]

"Don't walk on my boobs! Ouch, that hurts!"

 

[misty8723]

(When they follow me into the bathroom)
Do I pester you when your going potty? No I do not!

 

[tanuunibiwa]

Do I pester you when your going potty? No I do not!

I've said this more times than I can count.

 

[nurseangel]

(When they follow me into the bathroom)
Do I pester you when your going potty? No I do not!

I hate to say so, but you probably do.

 

[Margot Lane]

I’ll save this cardboard box so you can get inside it.

 

[debbila]

Cleaning your dirty little paws I see.

 

[AbbysMom]

"We don't bite in this house"

 

[debbila]

I'm not giving you anymore until you eat what you already have.