Yes this is true, I am Zander, short for Alexander (because my human's daughter thought I was a BOY, can you believe such a thing?!?!) WELL I am 110% girl!!!! That is MISS Zander to those who don't adore me. Now let's get started about how I found my human.
I don't remember much about where I came from because I was really small and just a baby. And what an adorable baby I was, of course, I still am adorable even much more than I was back then. I couldn't imagine anyone NOT loving me. Oh, anyway, let me continue.
I found my way to a strange house with a really loud, smelly animal. I heard someone call him a dog. Just for future reference, they are strange creatures. Not something I would ever be friends with. I am WAY to proper to have such friends. Hmmm, now where was I.....
Oh yes, this "dog" kept running around barking at me. Being so young I was really frightened and would hide under their home. Every time the people would come outside and look I would want to come out to say hi but that DOG kept scaring me off. So I stayed under their home. I don't know how many days it was but it was a lot.
Well, it's time for my nap so I will tell you more later.
I don't remember much about where I came from because I was really small and just a baby. And what an adorable baby I was, of course, I still am adorable even much more than I was back then. I couldn't imagine anyone NOT loving me. Oh, anyway, let me continue.
I found my way to a strange house with a really loud, smelly animal. I heard someone call him a dog. Just for future reference, they are strange creatures. Not something I would ever be friends with. I am WAY to proper to have such friends. Hmmm, now where was I.....
Oh yes, this "dog" kept running around barking at me. Being so young I was really frightened and would hide under their home. Every time the people would come outside and look I would want to come out to say hi but that DOG kept scaring me off. So I stayed under their home. I don't know how many days it was but it was a lot.
Well, it's time for my nap so I will tell you more later.