> > >>>HE: Can I buy you a drink?
> > >>>SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
> > >>>SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
> > >>>yours.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
> > >>>SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
> > >>>SHE: I must've been given your share.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
> > >>>SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
> > >>>SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
> > >>>SHE: Okay, get out.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: I think I could make you very happy.
> > >>>SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
> > >>>SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Can I have your name?
> > >>>SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Shall we go see a movie?
> > >>>SHE: I've already seen it.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Where have you been all my life?
> > >>>SHE: Hiding from you.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
> > >>>SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Is this seat empty?
> > >>>SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: So, what do you do for a living?
> > >>>SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
> > >>>SHE: Do not enter.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Your body is like a temple.
> > >>>SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
> > >>>SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Where have you been all my life?
> > >>>SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
> > >>>SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
> > >>>SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
> > >>>yours.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
> > >>>SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
> > >>>SHE: I must've been given your share.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
> > >>>SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
> > >>>SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
> > >>>SHE: Okay, get out.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: I think I could make you very happy.
> > >>>SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
> > >>>SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Can I have your name?
> > >>>SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Shall we go see a movie?
> > >>>SHE: I've already seen it.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Where have you been all my life?
> > >>>SHE: Hiding from you.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
> > >>>SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Is this seat empty?
> > >>>SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: So, what do you do for a living?
> > >>>SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
> > >>>SHE: Do not enter.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Your body is like a temple.
> > >>>SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
> > >>>SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
> > >>>
> > >>>HE: Where have you been all my life?
> > >>>SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
