And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and
green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long
and healthy lives. And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth
the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with
that?" And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds. And God
created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found
so fair. And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts and
brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt. And woman gained
pounds. And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad." And Satan brought forth
creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded cheese. And there was ice cream
for dessert. And woman gained pounds. And God said, "I have sent your heart
healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them." And Satan brought
forth chicken-fried steak from Cracker Barrel so big it needed its own
platter. And Man gained pounds, and his bad cholesterol went through the
roof. And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those
extra pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man
would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And Man
gained pounds. And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." And God
brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with
nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip
also. And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled
in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good." And Man went into
cardiac arrest. And God sighed, and created quadruple bypass surgery,
angioplasties, and stints . . . . . And Satan created HMO's...
>>
green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long
and healthy lives. And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth
the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with
that?" And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds. And God
created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found
so fair. And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts and
brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt. And woman gained
pounds. And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad." And Satan brought forth
creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded cheese. And there was ice cream
for dessert. And woman gained pounds. And God said, "I have sent your heart
healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them." And Satan brought
forth chicken-fried steak from Cracker Barrel so big it needed its own
platter. And Man gained pounds, and his bad cholesterol went through the
roof. And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those
extra pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man
would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And Man
gained pounds. And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." And God
brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with
nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip
also. And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled
in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good." And Man went into
cardiac arrest. And God sighed, and created quadruple bypass surgery,
angioplasties, and stints . . . . . And Satan created HMO's...
>>
