Every month, my job has a "theme day". Yesterday was "60s Day":
Yours truly won first prize, for my outfit. I'm going to have to print this out and give my mother a shock - these were the clothes that she wouldn't allow me to wear, back then.
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the...
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady
because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about
what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about
her new husband's occupation.
"He's a funeral...
SBIAXNLEATTNEARS
Just remove six letters to reveal the name of a common item.
My trainer posed this today and I was the only one who solved it (got myself a candy bar, for my pains).
16. Couldn't muster up sufficient disdain if all nine lives depended on it!
15. You've repeatedly found him in the closed garage, hunched over the wheel of your running Buick.
14. Sits for hours in fascination while listening to Bob Dole.
13. Teeth and claw marks all over your now-empty...
You can send a "thank you" text message to our troops, until midnight on Thanksgiving Day. The Defense Department's "America Supports You" program is working with all of the major wireless providers to send one million text messages to our troops. When I logged on, at 6:00 PM MST, there were...
Mia's first birthday is next Friday and her party is on Saturday. I bought her some toys and a new dress. Of course, a new outfit requires new shoes:
If these came in women's size 8 and had high heels, I'd get a pair for myself
Since I couldn't get those, I ordered these...
At about 8 AM, my computer went PFFFFT. I had a pretty good idea, what the problem was but, I can't fix things, myself. The only repair place, open on Sunday, is CompUSA and they didn't open until 11.
I was there, when they opened the doors and it took 20 minutes, for the kid behind the...
Just got the Newport News fall catalog and I am in LUST:
http://www.newport-news.com/shop/pro...&item4=&item5=
I just got this one, in red and they now have it in deep purple:
http://www.newport-news.com/shop/pro...&item4=&item5=
I love this skirt...
I've been seeing ads for this, on TV and when I saw it at Target, I decided to buy one:
http://www.buytweeze.com/?src=TW19YW1
So far, I've used it on my upper lip and chin and it DOES take the hair off, with very little discomfort. It is certainly cheaper than the epilators, that I've priced...
This evening, I popped the top on a can of cat food and then upended it - over the TRASHCAN. Before the food dropped out, I realized what I was doing and quickly aimed for the food bowl. I wasn't quite quick enough and I dumped an entire 13-oz can of food on the floor Buddy was sitting there...
My car is only three years old and I've never had a bit of trouble with it - until today. A routine trip to Walgreen's turned out to be more expensive, than I planned. When I left the store, my car wouldn't start - no clicking, no grinding, just nothing.
Fortunately, I had my cell with me...
OMG, I have THREE kinds of chocolate ice cream in my freezer: Haagen-Daz Mayan Chocolate, Triple Chocolate and Kroger's Extreme Moose Tracks. In addition to these, my cupboard stocked with Oreo Chocolate Creme Double Stuff and Lacy's Dark Chocolate Almond cookies. The piece de resistance: a...
With the hot weather, I wear skirts more often but my legs are very pale. Being fair-skinned, wrinkle and skin cancer cautious, I avoid the sun, though. In the past, I've tried self-tanners and didn't like the results. Sunday, I picked up a bottle of Dove Energy Glow moisturizer, with...
Today, I went to Big Lots, to buy some new pillows - mine have gotten hard and flat and NO amount of dryer fluffing will restore them. Of course, with the new pillows and keeping the old ones, as spares, I need a couple of pillowcases, too. Chewy bones for the dogs are ALWAYS on the Big Lots...
While investigating the Easter goodies, at the supermarket, I discovered an all-new treat: COCOA Peeps Bunnies! Naturally, I felt compelled to taste-test these little morsels. The verdict: I WILL be going back, before the 10/$10 sale ends
Too bad, the twins don't like Peeps - guess they'll...