Well, for the past 8 months the transfer of my boss of 9 years to Europe had been in the works. The transfer itself was always a definate but the when was up in the air due to contract negotiations. Now, everything has been finalized for him and his last day is in early February.
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch,
"Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this:
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm...
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class
that in Spanish, unlike English,
nouns are designated as either
masculine or feminine.
A student asked,
" What gender is 'computer' ?"
Instead of giving...
A Pastor found a kitten that climbed up a tree in his
backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor
coaxed, offered warm milk, etc.
The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy
enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied
a rope to his car and pulled it until the...
I need to vent a little. So this morning on my way to work I was rear ended badly while sitting at a yield sign waiting for an opportunity of merge. My trunk is now nonexistant, my rear window was completely blown out. According to the body shiop it's at since it's a 99 and the insurance...
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and
disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed...
The Washington Post once again asked readers to takeany word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a newdefinition.
Here are last year's winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund,which lasts until you realise it was your...
Witdoms from Steven Wright
----- Original Message -----
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
5 - 42.7% of all statistics are made...
This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas. They hired him because he was so funny.....
NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy *******)
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with...
Just found this article in a news letter that I received from Little Big Cat and thought everyone should be aware:
There are three major U.S. microchip companies: Avid, Home Again, and Banfield (the Petsmart vet clinic folks). When microchips first came out, Avid and Home Again distributed...
Unfortunately I own a townhouse where the association dosen't allow me to plant anything into the ground that is not an annual. Since I love roses this past spring I decided to buy this great rose bush which I replanted into a good size pot and keep on my back patio where is it doing very...