That was fast!
She's a new cat owner, so I advised her to try and get them neutered as soon as possible. She had to give them momma kitty care (rubbing their bottoms) when she first found them, but now they're on solid food and pooping with a vengeance!
One of the ladies in my neck of the woods wanted a Maine Coon, no luck. Tried to help her find one.
But, a feral momma kitty abandoned her kittens, and she took them in; one looks like it might have some MC in it.
So cute I had to scream; felt good!
I had a potential client phone me a while back; she and her husband had been scammed out of about $300,000 in this "payment to get out of jail" scam.
She didn't sound cognitively impaired (I've been around people who are), but holy cow, I was flabbergasted.
I had to tell her we couldn't help...
This one is as old as the hills.
CENSUS TAKER: "So, ladies, how old are you?"
LADY 1: "Have the Hill Sisters told you their ages?"
CENSUS TAKER: "Well, no."
LADY 2: "We're as old as they are."
CENSUS TAKER: "Okay, thank you very much." Then CT writes "[Lady 1] and [Lady 2] 'old as the Hills.'"